He won’t mind.

Happy first Birthday, Asher-gnasher-smasher-crasher-basher-trasher! You are the funniest, drooliest, smartest, squishiest baby I have ever met and I like hanging out with you loads more than most of the grown-ups I know who can actually talk. You rock my world. I miss you. Try not to get too big too fast. I’ll come and see you soon. You’d better remember my name.

I love you.