I would just like it to be noted for the record that at this very moment, Ross is wearing two bloom spikes sheared from our orchid strapped to his head, and is busily drawing a large floppy disk onto a piece of cardboard.

He’s heading to a Halloween party (I’m skipping it) dressed as a software bug.

After Ross came up with this idea, he almost rejected it for being too dorky, but then he decided that it would be okay if really he was going as the kind of supreme dork who would dress up as a software bug for Halloween.

I cannot decide if this is a more or less sophisticated approach to the whole costume problem than what he did the last time he dressed up for the holiday.

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